Jan I am
i wish my parents got me into a sport when i was young and kept me committed to it so id have a nice body but instead i ended up on the internet and im gross
"men have unrealistic expectations to live up to, too! women will make fun of men with small penises!"
- that was a standard invented by men which is based on an incorrect understanding of how female sexuality works
- stop shooting yourself in the foot and then blaming women
My Christmas list this year:
- Ice tea imported from England
- Lifeguards imported from Spain
- Towels imported from Turkey
- Turkey imported from Maine
i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye
The best thing about this is that it was solely for his personal enjoyment
This scene was improvised, so ludacris’ reaction is genuine and dwayne didn’t have a line after tyrese said his.
I love kept improvs :D